Friday, May 29, 2015

New from Vampire Squid Games! Crabs Adjust Humidity!

 Coming in June!
Crabs Adjust Humidity: Volume One
$18.95 SRP

Love Cards Against Humanity, but even with the official expansions find yourself playing the same cards over and over again?

Enter Crabs Adjust Humidity, a crappy little third-party, unofficial, unauthorized expansion card set that blends seamlessly with the original game and adds 112 morally-questionable new cards to play.

Professionally printed on linen-finish, casino-quality cards.

100% compatible with Cards Against Humanity.

Contains no shellfish. Store in a cool, dry place. Probably gluten free.

4-20+ players
Ages 17+

All sets contain:
80 white cards
32 black cards
Crabs Adjust Humidity: Volume Two
$18.95 SRP

Prepare to get a nostril full of that intoxicating New Card Smell with Crabs Adjust Humidity: Volume 2. Vampire Squid Cards dug deep into their therapist’s notes and angsty, forgotten LiveJournal blogs to bring you another 112 inappropriately-worded cards that, were you to play them in public, would probably get you put on a list of some kind.

Crabs Adjust Humidity: Volume Three
$18.95 SRP

History doesn’t have a great record when it comes to third editions. Notable examples of how things go wrong include The Hangover Part III, the Third Reich and mother’s third child, Stephen.

Despite all that, with Crabs Adjust Humidity: Volume Three Vampire Squid Cards is yet again casting aside their filthy metaphorical undergarments in order to expose the twisted, glistening undersides of our damaged psyches. That’s right, they’ve brought you another 112 cards so ill-advised, acting them out could get you thrown in federal prison. Just like Stephen. Sigh.

Crabs Adjust Humidity: Volume Four
$18.95 SRP

“Who are you? Where am I?” – Ronald Reagan

Comedy isn’t easy. In fact, studies (you know, with the numbers and facts and stuff) have proven that it’s the most difficult and challenging of all human endeavors. It takes experienced, trained professionals to produce the kind of high-potency, refined humor that generates sustained, clean-burning laughter without unpleasant side-effects.

The result of months of dedicated research and extensive animal testing, Crabs Adjust Humidity: Volume Four is comprised of 112 cards representing the very pinnacle of tasteless, juvenile humor.

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Crabs Adjust Humidity: Volume Five
$18.95 SRP

Here’s another volume of the game you can’t get enough of, Crabs Adjust Humidity!

Volume Five will continue the time honored tradition of ridiculously humorous and morally-offensive (but really, if you haven’t figured this out by Volume Five, there’s no hope for you) topics in the cleverly disguised form of a card game!

Crabs Adjust Humidity: Blank Deck
$10.95 SRP

Because you think you’re so funny, here’s 56 blank cards with the Crabs Adjust Humidity logo. Knock yourself out!

Professionally printed on linen-finish, casino-quality cards.

100% compatible with Cards Against Humanity.

38 blank white cards
18 blank black cards

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